When deep and meaningful statuses get shot down with logic
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If Heaven is a one bedroom apartment with standard apartment blinds … this is it.
By day I poop in a box, by night I protect your feet while you sleep.
(Source: oddport)
I’m pretty sure a bag-o-puppies can fix any situation.
Wife finds you with a tranny-hooker … BAG-O-PUPPIES
Occupy vs. Police standoff … BAG-O-PUPPIES
The filling of a McDonald’s hot apple pie gets into your eye … BAG-O-PUPPIES
“Commerce, Education and …… BAG-O-PUPPIES
Clearly the best American Heart Association PSA I’ve seen yet.
(Source: fareintheforest)
Hello Good Morning Internet: Please let there be a shark with rappelling equipment in that bus.
(Source: ryanrussell)